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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Sad Cakes -- Model Noemie Lenior Attempts Suicide


Model Noemie Lenoir was found unconscious in Paris Sunday afternoon in a park after seemingly taking pills mixed with alcohol.

Reports say Noemie has been involved in a tumultuous on-again/off-again relationship with her ex-boyfriend Claude (pictured), who actually found her unconscious earlier that day. But she came to, and was later found unconscious again.  The 30-year-old, who has a five year-old son, also recently dated Russell Simmons.



The Daily Mail reports:


The 30-year-old, who has become a household name in the UK after spearheading a Marks & Spencer advertising campaign, was found slumped on the floor in a forest in La Celle-Saint-Cloud, on the outskirts of the French capital.

She is believed to have taken a cocktail of alcohol and drugs at the £1m detached home of her on-off boyfriend Claude Makelele, the ex-Chelsea football star who is father to their son, Kelyan, five.

The current Paris St Germain midfielder called emergency services after finding his girlfriend slumped unconscious on the floor, a police source said.

But Lenoir - also the face of campaigns for Next, Gap and Victoria's Secret - woke up minutes later and cancelled the ambulance, it was reported in France.

She then left the house alone in the suburb of La Celle-Saint-Cloud, and was found unconscious again several hours later by a passer-by on the forest footpath.

A man out walking his dog found Ms Lenoir on Sunday afternoon and called the emergency services straight away.

‘After coming to, Noemie was in a state of great distress and clearly very ill,’ said a source close to the model.

‘She had clearly attempted to harm herself and had fallen unconscious.

‘She was rushed to a nearby hospital and treated for the effects of poisoning. It seems that she may have tried to commit suicide as a cry for help. She’s now in a far better condition and recovering.’

Police in Paris confirmed the reports, with a spokesman saying : ‘A young woman aged 30 was found unconscious in La Celle-Saint-Cloud on Sunday afternoon.

'She was rushed to hospital for treatment for the effects of an overdose. She is now recovering well.’

The midfielder, who retired from international football two years ago and this week rejected an offer from French national football coach Raymond Domenech to join France's World Cup squad, had often been linked with other women.



Reportedly, Noemie has been suffering through severe angst because of her new boyfriend, Swiss millionaire Carl Hirschmann, who is involved in a sex, blackmail and extortion scandal with other models.

Ladiessssss...I know we tend to fall in love with the idea of BEING in love, but please do not let that relationship consume you to the point where you've lost yourself.  It's sad to see such a beautiful, successful young woman want to end her own life at the height of her career, and leave behind her son, for a MAN?  I know love is a powerful thing, but so is the love that you have for yourself.  In cases like this, a woman has far surpassed love and has entered into the dark realm of obession.  Women need to remember to be your own #1.  EFF MEN! (No homo)

Two of Rap's Heavy Hitters Join for Yankee Stadium Performance


Mr. I-Can-Make-a-Yankees-Hat-More-Famous-Than-a-Yankee-Can will be the first person to perform a full concert at the new Yankee Stadium.

It was just announced at tonight's Detroit vs. New York baseball game at Detroit's Comerica Park that Jay-Z and Eminem will perform a double-header concert at Yankee stadium on September 13th.


“We are thrilled that two of today’s most exciting music artists will headline the first-ever concert at Yankee Stadium,” said Chief Operating Officer Lonn Trost. “Yankee Stadium was built with this kind of mega-event in mind. It will undoubtedly be a memorable occasion for music fans around the world."

Seeing these two together replays one of my fav songs, "Renegade."  Hope they perform it! 

PS:  I thought Em killed it on the track.  Like, Jay shouldn't have even been on it.  Just my opinon. Shhhh...

Destiny's Child Reunion with ORIGINAL members?


The rumors are swirling that every member from Destiny's Child, past and present, will be reunited one last time to perform their swan song.  WTF is a swan song? Anyways, Beyonce is reportedly still working on the best "mature" song/sound for the group. Still having those control issues I see, Mrs. Carter? 



And the only person they are worried about carrying out the reunion is Farrah.  Allegedy Farrah had always had issues with being on time and making performances.  Did anyone else peep her on Millionaire Matchmaker?


Reportedly, Mathew Knowles is hoping that LeToya can entice LaTavia to join in as well. According to the site, LaTavia has put her "tell all" book on hold as to not jeopardize the reunion.

All I want is for there to be some poppin off all up and through this reunion.  I'm sure not all the beef is settled.  To be honest, I highly doubt this ish is even gonna happen. 


Lost Rapper Files -- Foxy Brown and Her Weave Hit Up "The Monique Show"

After years of being MIA, Foxy Brown decides to pop up with the longest weave EVER IN THE HISTORY OF TIME, and a huge pair of breasts, to visit the Monique Show.  There she discussed choosing the name Foxy Brown (Pam Grier was there as well), and her past medical issue that left her completely deaf. 




Question: Why was everyone crying?

Baller Cakes -- It Takes Two Baby


Today we get a double scoop of chocolate as Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson was spotted walking the streets of LA to film a reality show.  He strolled down the street with Terrell Owens and Kita in West Hollywood while T.O. shot for the new season of "The T.O. Show." Stay tuned for more dating show foolishness as Chad will be starring in his own reality show about finding love.  Damn you Flavor Flav!




They look alike to me, sorry.


LOL @  finding a ticket on your car.

Is That Your Chick -- Flo Rida + Stripper?

Brandy's boo Flo Rida is gettin it in with some stripper chick (strippers seem to be all the craze these days) while out in Miami.

The culprit is Laeann Amos who is a stripper for the Miami's King Of Diamonds Gentlemen Club and a TV host for the local Miami TV show Access Vibe.

Sources say that Flo Rida only likes to shoot with Laeann because that's who he feels the most "comfortable" with.  MY ASS.  And in true man style, although he spends a lot of time with Laeann, he makes sure to spend all of his time with Brandy whenever she's in town.  How sweet.

Men -- why do you insist on being involved with any woman when the truth is you're still ok with banging strippers?  Oh let me correct myself, you're still ok with banging other women?  Just be real, say you love the va-jay-jay (and a variety of va-jay-jay) too much to settle down with just one.  And why oh why would u even want hiney that is used and abused?  Come on son, STDs are REAL. 





And how the EFF do u go from goody-goody Brandy to a STRIPPER?

*SMDH*

I'm BACK Biotch!!!

My apologies to all you fabulous ones...I just had a beautiful baby girl and moved into a new apartment so I was outta commission.  But now I'm back with the juicy gossip you CRAVE.

Ya girl still has the goods so keep following and checking back for updates as I will continute to update this blog daily with the ins and outs of ur fav celebs and inciting discussion topics.

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