Shaq-- Movin On By Going Backwards?

Shaq is apparently dipping into his own leftovers as he's reportedly getting it in with ex-Sony music exec Lisa Ellis.  You see, the two used to mess around back when Shaq was a married man.  No shocker there!  So him and his old flame are back at it.


Reports claim that Lisa, the ex girlfriend of Congressman Harold Ford, has been spending a lot of time with Shaq in NYC when he wasn't in basketball ball practice.

According to the Daily News, Lisa Ellis is also the woman who was tied to Wyclef Jean during those recent Yele Haiti embezzlement and jump off accusations. She was part of his management team and was accused of having an affair with Wyclef.  Clearly a woman of virtue.

Sneaky-Sneaky -- This Just in! Djimon Hounsou is a CHEATER

So I just got word from one of my homegirls (who will remain anonymous), that as she was walking the streets of New York with our college friend a certain African actor who JUST had a baby with Kimora Lee Simmons tried to holla at her.

Here's the deets:

Two time Academy Award nominee and star of Blockbuster hit Blood Diamond Djimon Hounsou approached "Tiffany" and told her how beautiful she was.  He then proceeded to tell her how he's going to be in LA until the end of May and would like to see her as soon as he gets back to NY.  Hmmm...where ya BABY MAMA at Mr. Hounsou?  You know damn well Kiki don't play that!

Again, men why do yall do this?  You lead a woman to believe that your interested in pursuing a lifetime bond with her, agree to begin a family, and then cheat RIGHT AFTER (sometimes during for those real snakes out there) she has your bundle of joy.

Over & Done.

Sad Cakes -- Model Noemie Lenior Attempts Suicide

Model Noemie Lenoir was found unconscious in Paris Sunday afternoon in a park after seemingly taking pills mixed with alcohol.

Reports say Noemie has been involved in a tumultuous on-again/off-again relationship with her ex-boyfriend Claude (pictured), who actually found her unconscious earlier that day. But she came to, and was later found unconscious again.  The 30-year-old, who has a five year-old son, also recently dated Russell Simmons.

The Daily Mail reports:


The 30-year-old, who has become a household name in the UK after spearheading a Marks & Spencer advertising campaign, was found slumped on the floor in a forest in La Celle-Saint-Cloud, on the outskirts of the French capital.

She is believed to have taken a cocktail of alcohol and drugs at the £1m detached home of her on-off boyfriend Claude Makelele, the ex-Chelsea football star who is father to their son, Kelyan, five.

The current Paris St Germain midfielder called emergency services after finding his girlfriend slumped unconscious on the floor, a police source said.

But Lenoir - also the face of campaigns for Next, Gap and Victoria's Secret - woke up minutes later and cancelled the ambulance, it was reported in France.

She then left the house alone in the suburb of La Celle-Saint-Cloud, and was found unconscious again several hours later by a passer-by on the forest footpath.

A man out walking his dog found Ms Lenoir on Sunday afternoon and called the emergency services straight away.

‘After coming to, Noemie was in a state of great distress and clearly very ill,’ said a source close to the model.

‘She had clearly attempted to harm herself and had fallen unconscious.

‘She was rushed to a nearby hospital and treated for the effects of poisoning. It seems that she may have tried to commit suicide as a cry for help. She’s now in a far better condition and recovering.’

Police in Paris confirmed the reports, with a spokesman saying : ‘A young woman aged 30 was found unconscious in La Celle-Saint-Cloud on Sunday afternoon.

'She was rushed to hospital for treatment for the effects of an overdose. She is now recovering well.’

The midfielder, who retired from international football two years ago and this week rejected an offer from French national football coach Raymond Domenech to join France's World Cup squad, had often been linked with other women.

Reportedly, Noemie has been suffering through severe angst because of her new boyfriend, Swiss millionaire Carl Hirschmann, who is involved in a sex, blackmail and extortion scandal with other models.

Ladiessssss...I know we tend to fall in love with the idea of BEING in love, but please do not let that relationship consume you to the point where you've lost yourself.  It's sad to see such a beautiful, successful young woman want to end her own life at the height of her career, and leave behind her son, for a MAN?  I know love is a powerful thing, but so is the love that you have for yourself.  In cases like this, a woman has far surpassed love and has entered into the dark realm of obession.  Women need to remember to be your own #1.  EFF MEN! (No homo)

Is That Your Chick -- Flo Rida + Stripper?

Brandy's boo Flo Rida is gettin it in with some stripper chick (strippers seem to be all the craze these days) while out in Miami.

The culprit is Laeann Amos who is a stripper for the Miami's King Of Diamonds Gentlemen Club and a TV host for the local Miami TV show Access Vibe.

Sources say that Flo Rida only likes to shoot with Laeann because that's who he feels the most "comfortable" with.  MY ASS.  And in true man style, although he spends a lot of time with Laeann, he makes sure to spend all of his time with Brandy whenever she's in town.  How sweet.

Men -- why do you insist on being involved with any woman when the truth is you're still ok with banging strippers?  Oh let me correct myself, you're still ok with banging other women?  Just be real, say you love the va-jay-jay (and a variety of va-jay-jay) too much to settle down with just one.  And why oh why would u even want hiney that is used and abused?  Come on son, STDs are REAL. 

And how the EFF do u go from goody-goody Brandy to a STRIPPER?

*SMDH*

Shaq -- Is That Your Chick? Golddigging is a Profession

Really at this point, I can't stand Shaq.  But I'm not sure if you heard about the mistresses coming out of the woodworks pointing their fingers at Shaq (who was served divorce papers by his wife Shaunie), but one of them is being called out on her own ish.  

Model Vanessa Lopez, who announced yesterday that she is suing Shaq for harrassment and emotional trauma, got called the EFF out by NBA baller Kenyon Martin.  Apparently, much like Spalding, Lopez was passed around by many NBA players.  Martin stated that she was actually his jump off first, and he's putting her on blast for being a golddigging trollop out for some monies.

According to a 2007 police report filed in Colorado, Martin — a former #1 pick — claimed that Lopez got into his wallet without permission and used his credit card to buy $6485.90 worth of clothes on couturecandy.com.

Martin’s bank notified him of the fraudulent charges when they noticed an incorrect billing address was being used for the purchases.

According to the docs, the case was cracked because the perp shipped all the merchandise to a “Vanessa Lopez” in Florida.

Source: TMZ

And let me tell you, this is not the first Shaq jumpoff to start running her mouth about her affair with the married NBA star.  Let's not forget Laura Govan, Latosha Lee, and Dominca Wrestling.  These women are obviously in it for the money, the money and the cars, the cars and the clothes.  I suppose, golddigging is successful.  But it's hard (well impossible) to feel any sympathy for a man who constantly and publicly cheats on his wife.  Why even get married in the first place if you know you can't handle the notion of being with just one woman?  I mean really, you can just date all the hos you want and no one will ever say anything about you because you are SINGLE.  But once you take those vows, all foolishness needs to cease.